did you live here?
did you know how to break in?
did you cook "magical food" in the kitchen?
did you sink into the sanford and son sofa on the front porch?
did the neighbors scream at you from their windows, too?
did you hang out in lola's dead vw van when the house got too crowded?
did you hear the lore of the schudder's across the street?
did you know where they hid the bodies?
did you hack up furniture from the backyard to have a bonfire at the beach?
did you kick the narc out, too?
worse, did you invite him in?
did you pick up a map here for the cf nye party?
did you puke in our bushes?
do you know someone who did?
did you have sex there?
did you slip the bag of you-know-what through the front door?


if you answered yes to any of the above questions, you are an honorary resident of the 3rd street hostile (located in monterey)...

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